Blind Item Obsession Defined!

So I'll start with my own goofy story.
To distract myself from my own life last year, I went crazy looking for the answers to 2 Lainey Gossip blind items: Cheap and Crafty; and Mute Stones. Since both appeared to relate to the Oscars, I looked up all the female Oscar winners, and then with mates who also won Oscars, cross-tabulating with the full list of actresses that Lainey eliminated.
So for Cheap and Crafty, since Lainey said the woman in question was married, this is what I came up with:

Probably: (maybe too old for stroller/car seat? 5 yrs and 3 yrs) Geena Davis (On September 1, 2001, Davis married Iranian-American Dr. Reza Jarrahy. They have three children: daughter Alizeh Keshvar (born April 10, 2002) and fraternal twins Kian William Jarrahy and Kaiis Steven Jarrahy on May 6, 2004.)

Daughter too old. Emma Thompson (In 2003, Thompson married actor Greg Wise (who starred with her in Sense and Sensibility) with whom she has a daughter, Gaia Romilly, born in 1999.)

No kids no man. Marisa Tomei

3 yrs one year. Mira Sorvino (She met actor Christopher Backus—fourteen years her junior—at a friend's charades party in August 2003: "He walked into the kitchen looking for silverware. We saw each other and something made us want to talk to each other more". She told People. They were engaged within a month. On June 11, 2004, they married in a private civil ceremony at a Santa Barbara, California courthouse, then later had a hilltop ceremony in Capri, Italy. Their daughter, Mattea Angel, was born on November 3, 2004 and their son, Johnny Christopher King, was born on May 29, 2006.)

Not married. Helen Hunt (Hunt was married to actor Hank Azaria from 1999 until 2000. She has been in a relationship with Matthew Carnahan since 2001 and they have a daughter, Makena'lei Gordon Carnahan, born in 2004.)

4 years. Jennifer Connelly (Connelly is a vegan. She is married to well-known English actor Paul Bettany (born 1971), whom she met while working on A Beautiful Mind. The couple's son, Stellan (named after actor Stellan Skarsgård), was born on August 5, 2003. She also has a son, Kai (born 1997), from her relationship with photographer David Dugan.)

Not married. Rachel Weisz (Weisz is engaged to American filmmaker Darren Aronofsky. They have been dating since 2004. They have a son, Henry Chance, born on May 31, 2006 in New York City. The couple reside in the East Village in Manhattan. They are considering getting married in a traditional wedding ceremony at the oldest synagogue in New York)

11 yrs 6 yrs. Diane Keaton (Diane Keaton is mother of two children: a girl named Dexter (adopted 1996) and a boy named Duke (adopted 2001).

9 years and 3 years. Marcia Gay Harden (Harden is married to Thaddaeus Scheel, with whom she worked on The Spitfire Grill (1996), and the couple have three children: a daughter, Eulala Grace Scheel, and twins Julitta Dee Scheel and Hudson Harden Scheel. She and her husband, Thaddaeus Scheel, have three children: a daughter, Eulala Scheel, born in September 1998, and twins, a boy named Hudson Harden Scheel and a girl named Julitta Dee Harden Scheel, born on 22 April 2004 in New York.)

Son adopted in 1994; 13 yrs old. Frances McDormand (McDormand has been in a relationship with director Joel Coen since 1984, and the two married in 1994, as well as adopted a son from Paraguay, Pedro McDormand Coen.)

Not married. Juliette Binoche (Binoche has two children: Raphaël (born on September 2, 1993), whose father is Andre Halle, a professional scuba diver, and Hana (December 16, 1999), whose father is French actor Benoît Magimel, with whom Binoche starred in the 1999 film Children of the Century. Binoche is currently romantically involved with Argentine writer/director Santiago Amigorena.)

No mention of kids. Linda Hunt

Seriously! I actually did this. I know, I know. But if this is my worst habit, I think I'm doing OK. I went on a wild goose chase, though, because Rachel Weisz is engaged, not married! Yeesh.

And Mute Stones was funny; I guessed at Phoebe Cates/Kevin Kline and Rachel Miller/Daniel Day Lewis. Can you imagine? Really it was the race car world for the awards. The Judds don't look the same anymore. I've heard that they treated the youngest like Cinderella, literally. What a shame!

If any of you would like to see the original blind items, they're easy to find on Lainey on a quick search, but I will repost them if you're desperately curious. I'm figuring that, if you're here, you're looking for the answers like I am and know the blind items already! LOL is overused, but what else can I say? LOL! I am so obsessed with gossip that I started my own blog? Craaaazy AND lol!

(P.S. - All info from this posting comes from wikipedia, from separate entries on each actress. Thank you, wikipedia! 97% of what I see makes sense, which is a miracle in a user-written encyclopedia. Also, all Lainey references are from www.laineygossip.com. Thank you for a wild new hobby, Lainey! -n)